TWO COWS Jokes
Lord SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some
milk.
FASCISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some
milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the
other and throws the milk away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a
bull. Your
herd multiplies, and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell
one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later,
you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the
size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and
market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years,
eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break
for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them
again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open
another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others
for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You
claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman
who reported the numbers. AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN EGYPTIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are voting for Mubarak!!!!
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